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Dorg

Beware of Dorg If you have this sign on your gate, it would confuse people. Did they misspell ‘Dog’? How could they misspell a three-letter-word? Maybe it’s intentional? But why? Maybe it’s a dog named ‘Dorg’? Why would they name … Continue reading

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BALLS AND EVERYTHING

BALLS AND EVERYTHING The President wakes up from his Presidential bed in his Presidential room one day to find that he has been magicked [barang]. His penis has disappeared. Balls and everything. A national state of emergency is declared which … Continue reading

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13 JAN 2018 Uprising

13 JAN 2018 When the Revolution comes, that is, during the Revolution, the People would storm the Palace, and then they would corner the First Family in one of the opulent rooms filled with glass and gold and shining metal. … Continue reading

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09 JAN 2018 Attempted Lesbian Erotica

09 JAN 2018 It is always useful to bring up concrete examples when arguing your side. I was thinking earlier about this discussion/thread on reddit.com/r/writing. The poster was asking why the subreddit’s focus seem to be mostly on writing the … Continue reading

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The First New Apostle

Mother Mary appeared to him in a dream. She said, ‘Restituto, I want you to fight for women’s reproductive health.” The mother of our Lord’s clothes were shimmering, like the material was made of some sort of bright colored metal. … Continue reading

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Ramon Bong Revilla Jr Captured by Bad Guys

The bad guys have managed to capture Ramon Bong Revilla Jr. They tied up his arms then they tied him to a chair. They beat him up several times but he was just too strong mentally. They couldn’t get the … Continue reading

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Eulogy

Eulogy The saddest most beautiful girl in the world killed herself last night. She finally did it, the idiot. And now the joke turns out to be real. “You should say something funny at my funeral,” she said. “What makes … Continue reading

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